搞笑的。
孔子(前551年9月28日～前479年4月11日)名丘，字仲尼，
仲尼可以直译为JONHNY。

真实的。
孔子的英文名“Confucius”

最早把儒学介绍给西方人的是明清时期来华的耶稣会传教士。这些传教士把“孔夫子”译成拉丁文“Confucius”。这个词在西方一直沿用至今.

用英语来说书孔子的生平简介和名字

Confucius (551 BC September 28 - 479 BC April 11), surnamed Kong's son, a hill, styled Zhong Ni, the ancestral home in the state of Song Li Yi (now in Henan Province Shangqiu Xiayi county), was born in the state of Lu Zou Yi (now the city of Qufu in Shandong Province). A great thinker, educator, famous China Zhou and the spring and autumn period. Confucius created a private teaching atmosphere, is the founder of confucianism.
　　Confucius once by in Lao lead some of his disciples traveled around the world for fourteen years, later revised the six classics, namely, poem, book, ritual and music easy spring and autumn. According to legend, he had three thousand disciples, including seventy-two sages. After Confucius's death, his disciples and his disciples had recorded the words and deeds of Confucius and his disciples, and sorted into Confucian classics.
　　Confucius in ancient times was enshrined as Tian Zong San, day of Muduo, is one of the society was the most learned, was later rulers respected Kongzi, holy, Confucius, Dacheng holy of holies Wenxuan Wang Xianshi, an exemplary teacher for all ages. Confucianism has a profound influence on China and the world, and Confucius is listed as the first of the world's top ten cultural celebrities. Confucius is respected as the founder of Confucianism, with the expansion of the influence of Confucius, ancestor god worship of Confucius has become one with God, and the state of the same level of worship. In addition to the privilege of Lao Tzu only Confucius just outside the eternal.
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　　孔子（公元前551年9月28日―公元前479年4月11日），子姓孔氏，名丘，字仲尼，祖籍宋国栗邑（今河南省商丘市夏邑县），生于鲁国陬邑（今山东省曲阜市）。中国东周春秋时期著名的大思想家、大教育家。孔子开创了私人讲学的风气，是儒家学派的创始人。
　　孔子曾受业于老子，带领部分弟子周游列国十四年，晚年修订六经，即《诗》《书》《礼》《乐》《易》《春秋》。相传他有弟子三千，其中七十二贤人。孔子去世后，其弟子及其再传弟子把孔子及其弟子的言行语录和思想记录下来，整理编成儒家经典《论语》。
　　孔子在古代被尊奉为“天纵之圣”、“天之木铎”，是当时社会上的最博学者之一，被后世统治者尊为孔圣人、至圣、至圣先师、大成至圣文宣王先师、万世师表。其儒家思想对中国和世界都有深远的影响，孔子被列为“世界十大文化名人”之首。孔子被尊为儒教始祖，随着孔子影响力的扩大，孔子祭祀也一度成为和上帝、和国家的祖宗神同等级别的“大祀”。这种殊荣除老子外万古唯有孔子而已。